Mischief Managed

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

(via nazi-nation)

avengervines:

*high pitched screaming*

vine idea from [x]

(via apples-cookiesandcupcakes-ohmy)

revorednu:

laceepaperflowers:

Cats are essentially tiny, furry, sassy lesbians.

Boobs yaaas

revorednu:

laceepaperflowers:

Cats are essentially tiny, furry, sassy lesbians.

Boobs yaaas

(Source: reactiongifsachive, via zeeerawr)

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

(via nazi-nation)

“he’s 96 months old”
— mothers (via firelorcl)

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

(via firelorcl)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines, via firelorcl)

firelorcl:

j5h:

j5h:

replace creamy garlic with cummy garlic on all dipping sauce labels

sour cum instead of sour cream

full cum milk, whipped cum, cum puffs

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

(via firelorcl)